Team Fortress 2 - Encyclopedia Dramatica
Kids Fortress 2 by Red-Vanilla19 #TeamFortress2 Team Fortress 2 Medic, .. Does anyone think Demoman should have this taunt in the actual game? Meet the Soldier in Minecraft - Team Fortress 2 Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, Madness. Team Fortress 2 (often abbreviated as TF2) is a class based, war-themed, hat and Will run past a Spy about to backstab an enemy Heavy-Medic combo and Will always taunt after every kill (99℅ of the time its the shaudenfreide taunt) Autism, wihch is optional, unlike Minecraft, where full-blown autism is required. Whose medical technology is better, the Medic from TF2 or Mercy from . don't remember the name) but basically if you taunt with it,all your teammates will Quora User, CS: GO and Team Fortress 2 amateur, Minecraft and Modding veteran.
The doves exploded upon contact, but did not cause players damage. On June 17,an additional patch was released which added a secondary dove model with animations. Later the same day, the page layout of the TF2 Official Website was updated to feature three doves perched upon the title banner, which was covered by bird droppings.
Each dove linked to three separate hidden images depicting a rundown hospitalan empty hospital waiting roomand a doctor's office. Part of the rundown hospital seen in the first hidden image can be seen in the background of the Medic's page on the official site, fully modeled. Notes The music that plays when the Scout and Demoman are fleeing from a barrage of rockets is a slowed down version of Faster Than a Speeding Bullet.
Throughout the Heavy 's procedure, an X-ray of his body is in the background, showing a bomb lodged inside him. The extracted bomb can be spotted in a bucket behind the Medic. This is the same bomb on the Meet the Medic title card. The Heavy's Minigun can be spotted in the background of a few operating room shots, resting on its own stretcher.Meet the Medic in Minecraft (April Fools)
The Medic's Overdose is next to the bucket containing the extracted bomb. When his heart is destroyed, the line on the monitor goes flat. The next time it is seen, after the Medic retrieves a new heart, it resumes its old display as if the machine detected the heart's presence.
One of the Medic's doves is named after Archimedesa Greek mathematician, physicist, engineer, inventor, and astronomer. A mysterious woman presumably resembling Miss Pauling can be seen through the window at 0: The labels on the hearts at 1: The smallest heart appears to have no label on it.
Despite the Medic believing otherwise, human ribs are actually capable of growing back when properly shortened. In the opening, when the Demoman is fleeing from the BLU Soldiers in a wheelchair, he has a bandage over the top part of his head and an eyepatch worn on top of the bandage. Later, when the Demoman is healed by the Medic, he rips off the bandage with the eyepatch on it to reveal another eyepatch underneath the bandage.
Similarly, when he is fleeing from the Soldiers in the first battlefield scene, his Stickybomb Launcher rests on his lap and is his only visible weapon. In the second battlefield scene, the Grenade Launcher replaced the Stickybomb Launcher, but after an explosion sends him flying out of his wheelchair, the weapon that lands in front of him is, mysteriously, the Stickybomb Launcher instead of the Grenade Launcher he was just holding.
In the up-close scene of the Demoman fleeing the Soldiers, the Engineer and Sniper are missing. The Quick-Fix uses sounds from the Medi Gun. After the Heavy kills the Soldiers onscreen and continues to fire at unseen enemies, the Medic poses as in the Meet the Medic taunt.
Next to him is a Ciggy Stop vending machine, identical to the one in the Intelligence room in Meet the Spy. Since the June 17, Patcha dove will sometimes fly out of gibbed Scouts.
Either way you have to fork out real jewgolds for it. Awarded to the sad cunts who submitted their entries to the Second Annual Saxxy Awards and made it to the finals. A joint of meat which you hold by the bone. Awarded in Genuine quality for buying a game nobody cares about.
The ultimate coda to TF2's trading craze. Introduced in the November 28 Two Shitties update, only available if you earn it after completing the Tour, even then you have a 0. It now takes the cake for the rarest weapon in the game.
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Hats[ edit ] Consensus among the player base regarding TF2's hats. Just because they thought TF2 wasn't that gay yet, Valve announced that they would release items that would be given out at random during play, to force no-lifes and children to spend even more time on this fucked up game.
After much masturbating by the TF2 community, many were pissed that they couldn't get the new unlocks and cried whenever they saw a player with the new item. Realizing how much jew golds can they earn, Valve started releasing shitload of pay-to-get hats, which players would happily spend money on instead of buying drugs or sex.
For a full list of these hats, go here.
Meet the Medic (taunt)
These are some of the more notable hats in the game which are now "Retired"; unavailable by crafting, random drops, via the Mann Co. Scout's baseball cap because he's a wanna-be Babe Ruth.
A 'Nam style helmet with an Ace of Spades and blunts for Soldier to smoke. This name supports Pyro's latin background theory. Pissed off profags who thought the fan on top of the bean hat could spin. Demoman removes his suburban skull cap to reveal his stereotypical Blaxploitation afro. Heavy, being the American loving Eastern European he is, has a team-colored football helmet since he was too overweight to be a good football player.
Engineer straps a light to his work hat. Fun fact, this medic hat is not a Nazi hat it was an imperial German one. Literally Sniper's default fedora with crocodile teeth. And by fedora it's a trilby as Valve was too dumb to differentiate this Spy hat.
Trading[ edit ] Serious business, you can spend IRL moneys to get virtual items to trade with other people to get moar items to make your e-peen longer. One could also do the OL version of burning money by unboxing crates. There are a number of websites decated to this. All sites have the. Non-player characters[ edit ] As TF2 progressed down its path to becoming complete shita number of non-playable characters appeared.
Really, Valve doesn't give a shit about any of them except for Saxton Halewho is basically an Australian version of Chuck Norris who is slightly less unfunny but far more forced. One noteworthy fact about Saxton is that his name is an anagram for hot anal sex. The Administrator's assisstant and a cock tease of Scout's. Heavy has a small Russian lady whose Heavy's mom and three younger sisters who, being brawny Eastern European women, are all about the same size as the gigantic heavy.
Also the youngest sister, Zhanna, keeps fucking the RED soldier. The Horseless Headless Horsemann: An instakilling faggot with a fuckload of health, who appears during halloween events, but can be spawned and killed on player-servers to get the achievement at any time of the year anyway and used only on fun servers by server admins to troll. If you assisted in killing it for the first time and not die when it's been killed, you get an achievement and get "haunted metal" to craft one of the two halloween-themed shitty hats or HHH's axe.
One of hats is a skull and the other is a round hat with a load of Voodoo shit on it. They're both fuck ugly, nobody likes them and those who do have one, or both of these hats, bought them from the Mann Co. But don't get too excited, because the axe is just a reskin of the Eyelander, a shitty weapon nobody uses because it's useless.
You would only craft one for e-peen. A shitty Halloween -themed arena boss. It's basically a giant brown eyeball that floats around, raping anyone or anything that gets in the way by shooting out fireballs. This boss isn't as fucking difficult to beat as Mersamus or the Horseless Headless Horsemann, however it can choose to "leave" or "return" to or from the game with a message popping up every fucking time it happens.
It has been said that this eyeball is the Demoman's missing eye, but of course, this is just some bullshit theory made up by the less-than-intelligent TF2 community, with Valve having yet to respond to this claim.
If you manage to beat this boss, you get a free shitty hat via the random drop system. One of Zepheniah Mann's sons who hired a bunch of mercenaries to take down his brother, Blutarch Mann to claim territory and total dominance over him. He is the leader of Reliable Excavation Demolition.
Zepheniah's second son who leads Builder's League United, and like Redmond, has only one primary goal: Valve even shows their bias for the RED team in their "meet the team" videos. The third son of Zepheniah Mann, however, unlike his brothers, he did not hire a fuckload of mercenaries to take down his arch rival brothers.