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Goetz! 's board "Funny Quotes And Firefighter Jokes! See our huge collection of Flirting Memes and Quotes, and share them with your friends and family. What some people don't know is that firefighters are EXTREMELY FUNNY. FireLink has compiled a list of the top 30 Firefighter jokes to keep. We have over Categories of Pick Up Lines on our Main Page! Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole? If you play with fire, you'll end up burnt. If you play with a.
The waiting fire chief was really upset now and went to talk to the angels. When confronted by his boss the man explained with a straight face: Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
May I talk with him?
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket. The firefighters then held the blanket back up and the Chief told the redhead to jump.
I saw what you did to my friend. We have no problems with redheads…. The fire was getting worse and her only chance of survival was to jump. I saw what you did to my two friends. It will not happen again, just jump! Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
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A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built man burst through the crowd and shouted to the women.
He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the baby safely. After a few minutes more of reassurances by the man, the mother finally let the child drop.
We hope you enjoy this collection of funny firefighter jokes and puns. Maybe that's why he got fired from the fire service. A firefighter died one day and unfortunately went to hell. When he got there he found a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, "What are these clocks for?
We've got his down in the basement.
We're using it for a fan. What do you suggest? I've been stuck up this tree dressed as a cat for twelve hours now. A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say Bell 3, we are going to make love all night. When he yelled "Bell 2!
When he yelled "Bell 3!
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After a few minutes the wife yelled "Bell 4! The wife said, "Roll out more hose.
You're nowhere near the fire. The entire left half of his body was torn off. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left. At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that's why I'm no longer a firefighter. In the bedroom he finds a beautiful young woman. The young woman says, "But, I'm not pregnant!
Unless you're a firefighter. Two guys were sitting having a quiet drink in a coffee shop one day. Suddenly the Town's fire alarm went off. One of the guys jumped up and headed for the door. His friend shouted after him, "Hey Bill, I didn't know you were a fireman?
Because then he wouldn't have anything to do in the afternoon. How many firefighters does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and three to chop a hole in the roof. What did the firefighter call his two sons? One day a boy went swimming in a lake. He soon got into trouble though and was starting to drown.
Luckily there was a firefighter by the lake who swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed gathered round and watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. Water kept pouring from the boy's mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more water came out.
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A short time later seaweed started coming out, then minnows, then more water started coming out of the boy's mouth. The firefighter feared this would never stop. Just then, a paramedic arrived, quickly ran over to the firefighter and said, "Hey Chief!
You better get that kid's ass out of the water before you pump that lake dry". I've been trying to climb the ladder at work for years now.